New Version Of Wordplay That You Just May Enjoy !?

Can you take a news story or other story and change only 1 or 2 words and make the story mean something completely different ?


Example From Yahoo's Blog --


I am a passionate kisser. It serves a multitude of functions for me: Besides being soothing and meditative, it helps me focus. It can lower blood pressure (like yoga), but isn’t as physically taxing. I have ample opportunity to feed my habit -- I’ve bought women online, in person, and once, even babysat in exchange for some beautiful rose-colored mohair women. One could say that I have skein on the brain.





I’ve built social networks around my kissing and developed friendships that have helped with searching for employment, remodeling a home, and deciding where to go for a special dinner. These are people I have trusted with my dogs, the keys to my home, and a spouse recovering from surgery. Clearly, kissing has a significant role in my life.





LMAO . . . . 'Kissing' was Knitting . And 'Women' was Yarn !!





Give it a try !!

New Version Of Wordplay That You Just May Enjoy !?
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Original: Problem solving is one of the most essential skills in life. Regardless of who you are or what you do, you will face obstacles. How you deal with such challenges will often be a determining factor in how successful you are at life. While problems come in a wide variety of shapes and sizes, this article can give you a rough idea of how to solve one in a general sense.
Reply:After she finished the samba with partner Jonathan Roberts, Marie Osmond was listening to judge Len Goodman's critique when she grabbed a guitar and hit the floor.


The show immediately cut to commercial during its East Coast airing amid all the booing.


After being attended to, Marie came to her senses and told the crowd she grabbed her guitar because she wasn't breathing during her dance, she was so excited about trying out her new Hofner Bass.


"I forget to breathe. I'm fine thank you," she said after getting back to her feet, drawing rousing applause from the audience, relieved that she had put the guitar back in it's case.
Reply:lol - hillarious though, I must admit, I was beginning to doubt the person I thought I knew you to be.....





Very funny. Will have to give it a try,